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Bob Marley Hands, Anime, and... Bondage? Wth?

Wed Jul 9, 2008, 9:47 PM
Due to an embarrassing moment (*ahem* blank journal entry *ahem*), I thought I'd give you guys SOMETHING...to...read. I guess. Yeah.

WARNING: Nothing will make ANY sense. XD It's just a couple of snippets o'AIM talk with a good friend. >_>; And no, I have nothing against the French (though the "stereotypical laugh"...is known. Gotta be.)

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Horosha no Kage (7:19:24 PM): Eeh, still--you had to bloody your knuckles!
Horosha no Kage (7:19:30 PM): Ruin the Bob Marley hands!
Segma (7:19:37 PM): Lol Bob Marley?
Horosha no Kage (7:19:44 PM): Yeah!
Horosha no Kage (7:19:44 PM): XD
Segma (7:19:49 PM): Bob Marley hands... wow
Horosha no Kage (7:19:55 PM): I still remember some of the pics you sent me...
Horosha no Kage (7:19:57 PM): Lol
Segma (7:19:58 PM): Man I am lost.
Horosha no Kage (7:20:07 PM): It's okay, remember?
Segma (7:20:14 PM): Like so far out there.... please enlighten me.
Horosha no Kage (7:20:37 PM): Lol, which one do you want first?
Segma (7:20:49 PM): I'll start with Bob Marley for a 1000 please.
Horosha no Kage (7:21:08 PM): Lol, well I just remember some of the pics you sent me loooong time ago
Horosha no Kage (7:21:16 PM): And I said the line before too ;P
Horosha no Kage (7:21:33 PM): Odd comparison, but it stuck with me...because...seriously...
Horosha no Kage (7:21:46 PM): Bob Marley DOES have nice hands. Like...possible hand model nice hands
Segma (7:21:55 PM): Yup. Memory failed me for the 13326466463th time.
Segma (7:21:58 PM): Lol what
Horosha no Kage (7:22:03 PM): Ahaha, it's okay
Segma (7:22:08 PM): Yeah my hands are definitely not modeling ones.
Horosha no Kage (7:22:13 PM): S'not something to really keep in memory
Segma (7:22:19 PM): Crooked fingers, scars everywhere, bad cuticles
Horosha no Kage (7:22:23 PM): BEFORE THEY WERE! Right now...Eeeh, don't know.
Segma (7:22:23 PM): mad veins popping out
Horosha no Kage (7:22:26 PM): ...
Segma (7:22:30 PM): They never were!
Horosha no Kage (7:22:38 PM): Fine, you have badass hands.
Segma (7:22:39 PM): My fingers been crooked since I've known you!


Segma (7:39:12 PM): I am mean.
Segma (7:39:13 PM): I know.
Horosha no Kage (7:39:58 PM): Well, yes and no... I don't know--DON'T MAKE ME GO THERE!
Horosha no Kage (7:40:04 PM): Yeah, so...whew... Good times!
Segma (7:40:04 PM): HEHE
Segma (7:40:14 PM): See you did it to yourself.
Segma (7:40:30 PM): You basically.... like stood by the treasure chest
Segma (7:40:32 PM): open the lid
Segma (7:40:37 PM): and let me see all the shiny goodness
Segma (7:40:42 PM): and were like "don't you want it?"
Segma (7:40:44 PM): ....
Horosha no Kage (7:40:47 PM): ...
Horosha no Kage (7:40:49 PM): NOT FAIR
Horosha no Kage (7:40:55 PM): I ACTUALLY...see that in my mind's eye!
Segma (7:40:56 PM): Your fault!
Horosha no Kage (7:41:02 PM): DX
Horosha no Kage (7:41:06 PM): I'm usually careful with others!


Segma (8:13:21 PM): Dude any suggestions for animes, I was thinking about downloading something.
Horosha no Kage (8:13:24 PM): No, you're all right. My apologies...I can't help out a friend much, tch.
Horosha no Kage (8:14:02 PM): Black Blood Brothers...and...did you look up Hellsing Ultimate?
Segma (8:14:06 PM): Hmm
Segma (8:14:08 PM): No I didn't.
Segma (8:14:14 PM): I should write this down.
Horosha no Kage (8:14:21 PM): Well then, we be even--I'm still un-Akira'd
Segma (8:14:31 PM): Oh please
Segma (8:14:35 PM): I've been talking about Akira
Segma (8:14:36 PM): for 10 years
Segma (8:14:37 PM): lol
Horosha no Kage (8:14:38 PM): lol
Horosha no Kage (8:14:40 PM): I KNOW
Horosha no Kage (8:14:43 PM): and lets add to it
Horosha no Kage (8:14:59 PM): Still not fully FFVII'd...or Kingdom Hearts...
Segma (8:15:02 PM): Yeah
Segma (8:15:04 PM): You lose.
Segma (8:15:08 PM): Final Fantasy 7!
Horosha no Kage (8:15:11 PM): Yep.
Horosha no Kage (8:15:12 PM): ;A;
Segma (8:15:12 PM): ... You lose.
Horosha no Kage (8:15:17 PM): =_=;
Segma (8:15:30 PM): Like... Lost Lose. Like Where am I in the Amazon lost?
Horosha no Kage (8:15:31 PM): You know, I'm actually sitting in this chair with my head bowed down
Horosha no Kage (8:15:31 PM): lol
Segma (8:15:34 PM): hahahahahahahha
Segma (8:15:41 PM): that made me laugh
Segma (8:15:42 PM): hahahaha
Horosha no Kage (8:15:44 PM): kneeling*
Horosha no Kage (8:41:07 PM): ...bet you still haven't seen Samurai X: Reflection
Horosha no Kage (8:41:10 PM): k
Horosha no Kage (8:41:10 PM): lol
Segma (8:41:11 PM): NO I HAVENT
Segma (8:41:12 PM): BAH!
Segma (8:41:14 PM): Lol
Horosha no Kage (8:41:14 PM): BOO!
Segma (8:41:16 PM): Later Nica.
Horosha no Kage (8:41:17 PM): lol
Segma (8:41:19 PM): You sshh...
Horosha no Kage (8:41:19 PM): Ja, Segma
Segma (8:41:22 PM): you havent played ff7
Horosha no Kage (8:41:22 PM): Fight on
Horosha no Kage (8:41:24 PM): ...
Horosha no Kage (8:41:26 PM): *bows head*
Horosha no Kage (8:41:29 PM): ;A; I said I was sorry!


Horosha no Kage (10:47:32 PM): I can't type out a French laugh
Horosha no Kage (10:47:34 PM): shoot.
Segma (10:47:42 PM): Hmm.
Segma (10:47:47 PM): Trying to recollect a french laugh.
Segma (10:47:59 PM): "mwuah mwuah mwuah..."
Segma (10:48:00 PM): No.
Horosha no Kage (10:48:02 PM): Would've gone "I did too, (insert french laugh)"
Horosha no Kage (10:48:04 PM): ...Gross.
Segma (10:48:07 PM): Remind me of a movie scene that has one.
Segma (10:48:25 PM): Hmm.
Horosha no Kage (10:48:26 PM): Uh.... I can't...but the laugh! The stereotypical laugh's been around!
Horosha no Kage (10:48:27 PM): Strange
Horosha no Kage (10:48:36 PM): It's like... Nasally...and at the back o'throat
Horosha no Kage (10:48:37 PM): ...
Horosha no Kage (10:48:45 PM): And if I type what I have in mind, it'll look so wrong. Trust me.
Segma (10:48:49 PM): Well next time I happen across a laughing frenchmen
Horosha no Kage (10:49:05 PM): Don't punch him!
Segma (10:49:06 PM): I will note down the phonetics and the onomotopeia that would accompany said laugh.
Horosha no Kage (10:49:22 PM): Sounds like a plan--me and zeh donkeys root for yooooou~
Segma (10:49:24 PM): I have nothing against the French... I hate that bandwagon people seem to be caravaning around with.
Segma (10:49:31 PM): Zeh <- French.
Horosha no Kage (10:49:36 PM): Really?
Horosha no Kage (10:49:40 PM): :x
Segma (10:49:40 PM): Yes.
Segma (10:49:41 PM): Lol
Segma (10:49:49 PM): Say it out loud. Isn't it french?
Horosha no Kage (10:49:55 PM): I get to add French people to the list of groups that will some day subdue me
Segma (10:50:05 PM): ...
That sounds perverse.
Horosha no Kage (10:50:05 PM): ...When I say it out loud, it sounds...
Horosha no Kage (10:50:07 PM): Stupid.
Horosha no Kage (10:50:10 PM): ...
Horosha no Kage (10:50:14 PM): YOU KNOW BONDAGE! FO'SHAME! D8
Segma (10:50:17 PM): Smooth Nica... MAD SMOOTH!
Horosha no Kage (10:50:21 PM): LOL!
Horosha no Kage (10:50:27 PM): MAD SKILLZ, MWAHAHA...
Horosha no Kage (10:50:43 PM): Darn. Thought I had the guts to try French laugh, but failed.
Segma (10:50:46 PM): Oh man I didn't even think of bondage... I just straight up thought of people sweeping you off your feet.
Segma (10:50:49 PM): BUT DAMN GUUURRLLL
Segma (10:50:57 PM): you kinky like that, first the donkey now this?
Segma (10:50:59 PM): Whats up with you today?
Segma (10:51:19 PM): The glowstick wasn't some phallic reference now was it?
Because if it was I'm not leading people into walls with that.
Horosha no Kage (10:51:24 PM): ...Safety word's mum.
Segma (10:51:24 PM): I am officially on a roll.
Horosha no Kage (10:51:36 PM): Lol, you are.
Horosha no Kage (10:51:40 PM): Joik
Segma (10:51:42 PM): Saftey's word is mum
Segma (10:51:43 PM): HHAHAHAHHAHA
Segma (10:51:45 PM): HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA
Segma (10:51:56 PM): Oh god i think i just moved my lungs
Horosha no Kage (10:51:56 PM): =_=;
Segma (10:52:02 PM): That was great!
Segma (10:52:09 PM): I just imagined bondage like crazy
Horosha no Kage (10:52:11 PM): ...That sounded...oddly...
Segma (10:52:13 PM): Like some mouth gag
Horosha no Kage (10:52:15 PM): OKAY, THAT LINE RIGHT THERE...
Horosha no Kage (10:52:20 PM): is...very...off the deep end!
Segma (10:52:20 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Segma (10:52:36 PM): Oh man
Segma (10:52:39 PM): I'm dying
Segma (10:52:42 PM): Hahahha

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Should I post more of these? I have others...XD Think I need to make a collection or something, bleh. AND IF THESE ENTRIES MAKE YOUR EYES BLEED, well...

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Sorry? o_o;

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I tend to be absent minded occasionally too

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Dude... I was trying to edit an old entry, and then... Hm.... Actually, I'll fix this. D8 SO EMBARRASSING! First the corpses in the fridge, now this!

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~SasuHina-FC // ~naruhinaclub // ~Ranma-and-Akane // ~naruto-doujinshi
lmao that sounds a lot like my IMs when I'm talking to mah peeps. french laugh... hmmm

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Itachi: I'd probably make a mediocre husband. I won't console or take you out and I'd probably kill you.
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but I am nice to look at. ~found on random video XD
Ah those silly corpses always ending up in random places.

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"I met your daughter in a chatroom online and I, on a regular basis, try to violate her with my words."
~Arieo
I know... You'd think that the sewer system would cut it, but nooo...

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Sanity's overrated.
~SasuHina-FC // ~naruhinaclub // ~Ranma-and-Akane // ~naruto-doujinshi
I KNOW! IT'S...SUCH AN ORDEAL, JUST TO TYPE IT OUT!

I have the sound in my head, but not the means to type it right... At least, visually right XD.

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Sanity's overrated.
~SasuHina-FC // ~naruhinaclub // ~Ranma-and-Akane // ~naruto-doujinshi
Seriously I mean you can flush alligators but not body parts, *sigh*...

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"I met your daughter in a chatroom online and I, on a regular basis, try to violate her with my words."
~Arieo
Alligators, mice, and...uterus linings... Oh my. =O

Indeed... I'm surprised we didn't find some sewer monster that's made up of all the lovely bits we flush down... including the usual! D8

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Sanity's overrated.
~SasuHina-FC // ~naruhinaclub // ~Ranma-and-Akane // ~naruto-doujinshi
lolz well I'm of no help, sound to onomatopoeia never works for me. XD

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Within a matter of seconds, 6000 Girl scouts descended upon us. ~Duff Goldma

Itachi: I'd probably make a mediocre husband. I won't console or take you out and I'd probably kill you.
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but I am nice to look at. ~found on random video XD

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